At least I make myself laugh.

I was rifling through some e-mails from back in the day when I had far too much time on my hands, demonstrated by the ridiculous number of quizzes I completed which were largely sent to me by my very good and equally bored friend Gemma. 

I found myself chuckling and snorting my way through them and feel I should share some of my very own comedy gold moments

Never in my life have I.....
eaten buffalo - I have eaten buffalo wings but as Jessica Simpson once so shrewdly pointed out "Buffalo don't have wings"

If you visited the place I was born...
You would now be stood in a nursing home - the Bakercroft maternity unit in Cleethorpes is now home to a different generation of those who poo themselves and scream

 What books are you reading?
'Body language' by Allen and Barbara Pease. Does what it says on the cover. But you can't judge a book by it's cover. But you can if you know which signs to look for.

The last time I cried was because....... 

 my boyfriend was leaving for 6 weeks and I don't know how to read the electricity meter

Who is the last person who made you cry?
Kris for coming back from Qatar after 6 weeks