We moved in on Monday and were burgled the following Thursday night. The neighbours and local police have reported no previous criminal activity in the area, so by virtue of our arrival we have effectively doubled the local crime rate. At least we know that the local police officer, scene of crime officer and locksmith are friendly people. Also, much kudos to the postman who found our discarded wallet (with all cards intact) and sent it special delivery back through our very door. A firm "up yours" to the inbred gypsy thieving pikey bastards.
"The robb'd that smiles, steals something from the thief"
William Shakespeare.
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